Skinny Leg, Buff Upper Body Syndrome

What’s the deal with men who only build their upper bodies?

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I mean, I get it, they want to impress the ladies with their guns. Sculpted calves don’t really get a lot of attention. But would it kill you to do a leg press or a calf raise on occasion?

Last night we went out to bar that was, well let’s just say, it wasn’t on Wichita’s list of top tourist attractions. Everyone in the joint had a tattoo. Not that there’s anything wrong with that; I’m just painting the picture.

We were just downwind (it was an outdoor patio) of a table of strip club bouncers. Every guy at the table (4 guys) had that bag-of-meat upper body and scrawny little chicken legs. They couldn’t even hold up their size 32 jeans with their balegs (when your back just goes straight to your legs with no butt in between- yeah, I just made that up). It was just sad.

So here are my questions:
Do women really find that attractive?
Do they have a hard time balancing with a body that’s shaped like a top?
Is that what the song Pants on the Ground is about?
Is Skinny Leg, Buff Upper Body Syndrome a real thing?

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