You shouldn’t eat more than you poop. It’s just not natural. Right? Or you’d have a tummy ache, I’m guessing. What the heck am I talk about?
Ok the poop thing is a metaphor (I was trying to find a way to work the word “poop” into my post tonight. Mission accomplished.)
But because my boss loves poop metaphors, he always tells me (in a sing-songy voice), “Always produce more than you consuuummme.” (poop more than eat)
He’s right though. I consumed quite a bit at Blendra Christmas 2011. So Saturday, I thought I’d do some producing.
I produced this (a pillow bed for Logan):
And this (a blanket for Anya):
Set aside a little time for this (“bad guy”):
And finished this (a pillow bed for Anya):
And yeah, Zipop, I guess you could say I was a little hungover.
But I definitely produced more than consumed.
That reminds me, I think I deserve a bowl of lowfat, sugar free banana ice cream. Yum!
I have to admit, that was some mighty fine poop you pooped.
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