All I want for Christmas
is the bathrooms cleaned,
the laundry done,
see my clutter free house?

Gee, if I could only
have my pristine house,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.” (without the sigh)

It seems so long since I could say,
“Wow, this house’s as clean as a whistle”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
if Donnie’d just pick up the Bissel

All I want for Christmas
is a fresh, clean house,
a dust free ledge,
see my vacuumed floors?

Gee, if I could only
have my own housemaid,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”