Back to school. Back to school, to prove to my dad I’m not a fool. Got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight. Hope I don’t get in a fight! (Billy Madison)

That’s right. Tomorrow, I’m returning to college for a one-day class on women and leadership and domination (or something like that). I took women’s studies classes in college, but that was more along the lines of “it isn’t fair for women” and “isn’t this ad sexist?” and “boys don’t naturally like rough-housing, playing cars and the color blue.” I think this will be a little different from that.

Well, I hope. I’d hate to have to analyze what an ad like this says to women:

But, then again, that could be entertaining.

Hope-I-don’t-get-in-a-fight.