My vacuum has a name.
And Ned is the best vacuum ever. (In fact, the only vacuum I’ve actually named.)
Because Ned vacuums the house by himself. He is a Neato vacuum and I had a great Groupon deal for him. As I slowly type this pointless blog post with nearly no thought, Ned is circling (or squaring) the living room.
When I’m exhausted after a day full of baking, cleaning and child-rearing, Ned cleans up after me.
That’s why he’s so great.
My vacuum Ned.