My uterus fell out.
I can’t go to work with my uterus out. What will people think? Besides, I wouldn’t be able to get any work done.
Round and round thoughts like these circled in my head…. and then I woke up.
I didn’t lead with the fact that this was a dream because that’s usually when people walk away, zone out or log off (can you still log off? Is that even a thing anymore?).
This is not the typical underwear at work, falling off the side of a cliff or teeth falling out. It was incredibly specific and real.
So naturally, I had to poll the women at work. “Um. Yes. Girls, what does it mean if your uterus falls out? Er, um, in a dream?”
Two: Happy that you’re not having anymore kids. So happy that you don’t want your uterus anymore.
Three: OMG. LMAO.
Four: The internet says dreams about your uterus could mean you’re working on something creative.
Me: Like my garden?!
Four: Yes! That’s it!
And that’s how my garden got its name: Uterus Garden.