My uterus fell out.
At first, I couldn’t figure out what that thing was on the floor. I googled it. Oh. That’s a uterus. Now I’m pacing back and forth with my uterus dragging behind me, trying to figure out how I’m supposed to go to work like this.
I can’t go to work with my uterus out. What will people think? Besides, I wouldn’t be able to get any work done with a uterus in my pocket.
I never came to a solution. I just spent hours worrying.
Don’t call 911. It was just a dream.
This is not the typical underwear at work, falling off the side of a cliff or teeth falling out. It was incredibly specific and real.
So naturally, I had to poll the women at work. “Um. Yes. Girls, what does it mean if your uterus falls out? Er, um, in a dream?”
Two: Happy that you’re not having any more kids. So happy that you don’t want your uterus anymore.
Three: OMG. LMAO.
Four: The internet says dreams about your uterus could mean you’re working on something creative.
Me: Like my garden?!
Four: Yes! That’s it!
And that’s how my garden got its name: Uterus Garden.