Uterus Garden

My uterus fell out.

At first, I couldn’t figure out what that thing was on the floor. I googled it. Oh. That’s a uterus. Now I’m pacing back and forth with my uterus dragging behind me, trying to figure out how I’m supposed to go to work like this.

I can’t go to work with my uterus out. What will people think? Besides, I wouldn’t be able to get any work done with a uterus in my pocket.

I never came to a solution. I just spent hours worrying.

Don’t call 911. It was just a dream.

This is not the typical underwear at work, falling off the side of a cliff or teeth falling out. It was incredibly specific and real.

So naturally, I had to poll the women at work. “Um. Yes. Girls, what does it mean if your uterus falls out? Er, um, in a dream?”

One: Pregnancy

Two: Happy that you’re not having any more kids. So happy that you don’t want your uterus anymore.

Three: OMG. LMAO.

Four: The internet says dreams about your uterus could mean you’re working on something creative.

Me: Like my garden?!

Four: Yes! That’s it!

And that’s how my garden got its name: Uterus Garden.

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