Uterus Garden

My uterus fell out.

I can’t go to work with my uterus out. What will people think? Besides, I wouldn’t be able to get any work done.

Round and round thoughts like these circled in my head…. and then I woke up.

I didn’t lead with the fact that this was a dream because that’s usually when people walk away, zone out or log off (can you still log off? Is that even a thing anymore?).

This is not the typical underwear at work, falling off the side of a cliff or teeth falling out. It was incredibly specific and real. 

So naturally, I had to poll the women at work. “Um. Yes. Girls, what does it mean if your uterus falls out? Er, um, in a dream?”

One: Pregnancy

Two: Happy that you’re not having anymore kids. So happy that you don’t want your uterus anymore.

Three: OMG. LMAO.

Four: The internet says dreams about your uterus could mean you’re working on something creative.

Me: Like my garden?!

Four: Yes! That’s it!

And that’s how my garden got its name: Uterus Garden.

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